Good pickup lines

Do you have any comical and good pick up lines? You could use a jovial laugh. That’s why, here are numerous funny pick up lines to make you alert because of the joyfulness it brings.

Pickup lines

  1. Guy: Hey, if I was a superhero guess which one I’d be!
    Girl: Iron man, Superman, Batman?
    Guy: Your man.
  2. I hear you’re good at algebra. Will you substitute my eX without asking Y?
  3. Roses are red, Skies are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I’ll even provide you a shoe.
  4. Country boys don’t require pick-up lines, since they’ve got pick-up trucks.
  5. Hey! can I follow you home? (“Why?”) “I apologize, my parents just advised me to follow my dreams.”
  6.    He: Miss, what’s your number?

She: I have a boyfriend

He: I have a math exam

She : What?

He: I thought we were discussing about things we could cheat on.

  1. I’ll give you 5 seconds to give me your number or

you can ignore about going out with me eternally.


  1.     Damn, if being gorgeous was an offense, you’d be guilty as charged!
  2.     Guy: Can I have directions?

Girl:  To where?

Guy: On the way to your heart.


  1.      You are extremely sweet, you are giving me a toothache.
  2.    You’re like a dictionary, you put  meaning to my life.

12,    Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.

  1.         I wish you know CPR, since you take my breath away!
  2.      I’m undetectable. (Really?) Can you see me? (Sure) How about tomorrow night?
  3.     Hey! baby, you’re so great,  you make me stammer, he-hel-lo, how are you?
  4.      A boy offers you 12 roses, 11 fresh, one plastic. He says ‘I will stop loving you until all  the roses die!
  5.          You’re hot. I’m ugly. We can make average babies.


  1.      Is your name Wifi? Since I think I can feel a connection here. good pickup lines


  1.           Are you a tower? For the reason that Eiffel for you.
  2.       There’s a big sale in my bedroom at the moment. Clothes are 100% off!