Do you have any comical and good pick up lines? You could use a jovial laugh. That’s why, here are numerous funny pick up lines to make you alert because of the joyfulness it brings.
- Guy: Hey, if I was a superhero guess which one I’d be!
Girl: Iron man, Superman, Batman?
Guy: Your man.
- I hear you’re good at algebra. Will you substitute my eX without asking Y?
- Roses are red, Skies are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I’ll even provide you a shoe.
- Country boys don’t require pick-up lines, since they’ve got pick-up trucks.
- Hey! can I follow you home? (“Why?”) “I apologize, my parents just advised me to follow my dreams.”
- He: Miss, what’s your number?
She: I have a boyfriend
He: I have a math exam
She : What?
He: I thought we were discussing about things we could cheat on.
- I’ll give you 5 seconds to give me your number or
you can ignore about going out with me eternally.
- Damn, if being gorgeous was an offense, you’d be guilty as charged!
- Guy: Can I have directions?
Girl: To where?
Guy: On the way to your heart.
- You are extremely sweet, you are giving me a toothache.
- You’re like a dictionary, you put meaning to my life.
12, Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
- I wish you know CPR, since you take my breath away!
- I’m undetectable. (Really?) Can you see me? (Sure) How about tomorrow night?
- Hey! baby, you’re so great, you make me stammer, he-hel-lo, how are you?
- A boy offers you 12 roses, 11 fresh, one plastic. He says ‘I will stop loving you until all the roses die!
- You’re hot. I’m ugly. We can make average babies.
- Are you a tower? For the reason that Eiffel for you.
- There’s a big sale in my bedroom at the moment. Clothes are 100% off!